I spent a whole day trying to break down a whole beef shoulder clod the 'right' way

Honestly, I thought I knew my way around a primal cut. This massive shoulder clod came in from a local farm, and I decided to follow this detailed breakdown guide from a big industry magazine. They had all these perfect, clean separations for flat iron, petite tender, and teres major. Ngl, it was a nightmare. The muscle seams on this specific animal were nothing like the pictures. I must have spent 3 hours just trying to find the right angle to free the flat iron without mangling it. My knife kept hitting gristle and weird connective tissue that wasn't in the diagram. What should have been a 90-minute job turned into a full 8-hour shift of careful picking and frustration. I ended up with the muscles, but the yield was way off and I felt like I wasted a ton of time. Has anyone else had a breakdown guide completely fail them on a real, non-textbook piece of meat?

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fiona_young1mo ago

Yeah, those "perfect" guides from magazines can set you up for a rough time. Every animal is different, and sometimes you just have to feel your way through the seams instead of following a diagram.

barnes.karen1mo ago

Tell me about it. My first sewing project was a dog coat from a pattern, and the armholes were way off for my lanky greyhound. I spent more time picking out stitches than sewing. Magazines make it look so easy, but real fabric and real pets never match the pictures. You learn to trust your hands more than the instructions after a few tries like that.

derekjenkins1mo ago

Wait, you made a coat for a greyhound? Those dogs are basically furry noodles with legs. A standard pattern would never fit that shape.