Pro tip: I found a comment section goldmine at a gas station in Ohio and it works every time
I stopped at a Sheetz off I-70 near Columbus and noticed a handwritten sign on the pump that said "If you honk, you owe us a joke." I snapped a pic and posted it as a joke on my page, and the comment section turned into 400 people defending or hating the sign for 3 days straight. Now I keep an eye out for weird signs at small spots and drop them online, because commenters go way harder on random stuff than on real news. The Sheetz one got a guy who claimed he honks on purpose and a lady who said it's "a crime against customer service." Does anyone else hunt for dumb signs and flyers just to see what kind of fight starts under them?
Small thing but Sheetz is more of a Pennsylvania thing, they've got some in Ohio but the ones off I-70 near Columbus are mostly gonna be Love's or Pilot. Not trying to be that guy, just saying your gas station goldmine might actually be a different chain. Still a solid trick though.