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Appreciation post: That time I got ratioed on a 3 am post about pineapple on pizza

Was sitting in a Denny's in Tulsa at 3 am after a bad shift, jokingly said store-bought ranch with pineapple pizza was a top tier combo, and woke up to 12k replies and a verified blue check calling me a menace. Blocked the account, deleted the post, and now I just eat my pizza in silence with zero regrets.
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irismartinez
Right? "Called you out over pizza toppings" is exactly right. That's the wildest part. I once posted a pic of my nachos with extra jalapenos and a verified food blogger dogpiled me for "cultural appropriation" or whatever. People with checkmarks act like they've got nothing better to do than police late night cravings. I blocked them too and went back to eating my nachos in peace. The internet is weird, man.
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dylanmurray
A verified badge and no sense of humor, what a combo. Some people really think a blue checkmark means they’re the flavor police.
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gavin_hill27
Can't believe a verified account actually called you out over pizza toppings.
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