Had a customer bring in a vintage Polaroid with a 'film jam' last week.
The 'jam' was a perfectly intact slice of American cheese he'd tried to use instead of a film pack, said he saw it in a dream. Anyone ever get a repair request that made you just stop and stare?
Oh man, @anna_henderson, my buddy told me about his neighbor who found a whole other family living in his attic. The guy had been up there for months, just eating his food and using his wifi. That's the kind of story that makes you double-check your own locks.