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Had a homeowner in Cincinnati ask me to build a brick wall 'with a wave pattern' for his koi pond.

He showed me a picture from a cartoon, and I spent an hour trying to explain why mortar doesn't work like that on a curve. He just kept pointing at the drawing and saying, 'But it looks so easy here.' What's the weirdest request you've ever gotten from a client?
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caleb_thomas85
Reality doesn't bend that way" seems a bit dramatic for a wavy brick wall.
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averywilliams
Ever notice how people think real life works like a cartoon? They see something simple in a drawing and think physics just takes a day off. I had a guy once ask me to run wire through a solid concrete beam like it was a piece of string. He saw it in a movie. Reality doesn't bend that way, and mortar sure doesn't either.
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emery_lopez
emery_lopez25d agoMost Upvoted
But maybe the guy just didn't know how concrete works.
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